| Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95 |
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| by mike popovic <carpediem@locnet.com> |
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| #10: |
The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue" |
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There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data. |
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The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee maker. |
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Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA 900#. |
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Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's computers to keep their system running. |
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The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper driver cannot be found" |
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The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life support, the solar panels and thrusters at the same time. |
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The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic version of the CTRL-ALT-DEL keys. |
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| #2: |
Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror. |
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| And the number one sign the new Mir computer is running Windows 95.... |
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| #1: |
You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg. |
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